
The Gnarles Darwin Experience
"Welcome to The Gnarles Darwin Experience!"
The host proclaimed.
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"The Gnarles Darwin Experience?"
The guest questioned with a refrain.
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"Yes. It is our response to the world we are in."
"Okay… why Gnarles? Is that like ‘Charles’ only with a G and N?"
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"Exactly!", the host exclaimed.
"... interesting…", as the guest's puzzled face remained.
The Living Room
To your left you find The Living Room.
Yes it looks a little strange.
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There is a couch,
a coffee table
and a tv.
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Which is normal
given the name
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But there is also a drum set,
a piano,
and a bunch of other things.
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Don't worry it's not a trap.
You don't have to perform or play
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The couches are there to sit comfortably
While having a drink
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The instruments are there for everyone
Even if you stink
Gnarled.org
Finally the tour comes to an end.
"Does it now make sense?"
"No not really." The guest says.
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"hmmm. what do you not understand?"
"What is this place exactly?" The guest questions again.
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"It's my home, with the rules being just a little bent."
"Umm... Alrighty then..."
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"Just partake in my home's life, and it will all make sense."
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